DoucheFiles

i didn’t understand a word that was said.

#theunbearablelightnessofboring

#ifmysonwereR44iwouldbesodisappointedinhim

Peoples Republic of China Man Boy Love Association

*insert fail horn sound, here*

gee, sorry ya came all the way over here from ‘LONDON’ (how many times was THAT dropped?!?) to be hosted by an RL division know one even knows about…

‘the tweed run’, huh…just one facial hair patch away from civil war reenactments, two less ‘tally-ho’s from the renaissance festival and 1 pleat shy of a daily blogger-con in chicago…all equally sad conventions where people live-out some fantasy (supposedly) far superior to their own poor little existence.

i’d rather be around juggalos.

ya know those cats that put on all their best shit, but all at the same time?

#everythinginyourclosetatonce

#layeringlimits

#toomuchofagoodthing

#caricatureofyourself

2-fer-1 !!!

one would be hard pressed to find an interview that more perfectly crystallizes douchebaggery:

http://the-talks.com/interviews/scott-schuman-the-sartorialist/

and serendipitously he’s in this shot with a Douche Files hall-of-fame-er. message to mr. west on design…just ‘cuz i stand in the garage doesn’t make me a car.

dear scott/kanye, please high-five yourselves in the face with a chair

This guy (@Thestyleblogger) looks like your friend in high school that was obsessed with showing everyone his balls, that were always bright red, that always ruined the party. Sweet lady sandals money slice.